Nick Woodward has followed in the illustrious footsteps of players recruited by Dan 'The Hitman' Harley using his cunning ruse of interviewing them for a job at Davis and Gibbs. There was Jason, the 6 foot 2 man, who arrived wearing astro turf boots on a wet pitch, could control a ball further than most people can kick it and had to be substituted after 45 minutes before he embarrassed himself any further doing his bambi on ice impression. There was also a 5 foot 4, 21 year old who was a special little player but was sacked from Davis and Gibbs for consistently turning up late for work and who was never seen or heard of again. With Nick, Clapham Rovers are 3rd time lucky. Like Thomas Hitzlesperger, he uses his left foot to great effect, smashing in goals, free kicks and corners from all areas. If Thomas the Kraut is called 'Die Hammer,' then Mr Woodward must be called 'The Sledgehammer' such is the ferocity of his left boot. His dribbling leaves opponents like they've just seen a naked picture of Susan Boyle (running scared,) and his will to win is never in doubt. As Harry Redknapp would say, 'he's triffic.'