Clapham Rovers

Match Report

Match Report - 18 Oct 2020, Clapham Rovers Clapham Rovers beat South West Athletic


Rovers!

Rovers 13 – 2 South West Athletic

In the dark recesses of my mind, nestled away amongst seeing Notts being relegated on the last day of the season away at Gillingham, I can still vividly see a number of haunting score lines hovering in the gloom. 11-0. 20-0 (yes, 20!) 8-1. 5-1. I’ve seen Rovers be on the end of them all.

For that reason, and with nothing against South West Athletic who were a nice set of lads, I really enjoyed seeing us win 13-2.

We won playing classy football and behaving classy in victory.

3 Rovers bagged hat tricks (a Rovers first) and Pete scored 2 on his first start. James scored a fine cross come shot from distance and Tim exhibiting the bukkkake celebration towards his Missus after added to his season’s tally.

Over and above the feast of goals, 2 things will remain etched in my memory.

The first being a South West Athletic player trotting around the field making the sound of a pantomime donkey after the soles of his boots became detached from the leather upper. The second being Abu complaining to the referee about a late coming SWA player who after turning up 20 minutes after kick off went full Jordan Pickford and decided to fly around the pitch wildly...”What’s he doing him? Mad Geezer. Wild man.”

Absolutely glorious Sunday League.

MOM went to Abu for a first half hat trick including a belter which nearly split the net in half, right down the middle.

Sunday 25th October Fixture

This week we’re back in league action vs Albion. Like Parklife, it’s always a tough game against these and our head to head record is quite similar. We therefore need to be at our best to win. So let’s win!

Clapham Rovers vs Albion

Dundonald Recreation Ground

Dundonald Road

London

SW19 3QH

https://www.google.com/maps?q=dundonald+recreation+ground&rlz=1CAKVPC_enGB807&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi7ldulmI_sAhUgRBUIHSJ-DPwQ_AUoAXoECB0QAw

Meet 9.30am. Kick Off 10.30am 

See you Sunday

UTFR

Ken

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ROVERS FANTASY FOOTBALL – BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND







Week 1

Week 2

Week 3

Week 4

Week 5

Week 6

Week 7

Running Total

Pybus

Danny

6

14

0

2

2

0

0

24

Cerenko

Ryan

0

0

4

0

0

8

3

15



















0

DEFENDERS

















0



















0

Booker

Nathan

5

7

0

2

1

0

0

15

Keenan

Graeme

5

5

5

0

0

5

6

26

Lambert

Alex

0

4

8

0

0

5

1

18

Carswell

Andy

1

0

0

3

0

0

2

6

Titterton

Charlie

0

1

0

4

1

0

0

6

Mercer

Matt

0

0

0

0

0

0

1

1

Taylor

Keanu

0

0

0

0

0

0

1

1

Lloyd

Jackson

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Lloyd

Gaz

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Walker

Des

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Wellington

Alex

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

0





















WINGBACKS







































Madeebo

Sharif

4

3

1

0

12

17

2

39

Warren

Matt

0

0

1

3

2

8

1

15

Boyd

Pete

0

0

1

0

0

1

13

15

Clifford

Richard

0

0

0

1

0

0

1

2

Abdu

Majed

1

0

0

2

0

0

0

3

Smith

James

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Kew

Chris

0

0

0

0

0

0

1

1

Scott

Fraser

0

0

0

0

0

1

0

1

Green

Adam

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

0





















MIDFIELDERS







































Cain

Danny

6

0

3

0

8

2

0

19

Louis

Tim

3

3

2

0

6

4

10

28

Shahin

Alex

3

0

5

2

4

5

20

39

Ford

James

4

5

6

2

7

22

0

46

Finkle

Bernard

4

6

8

2

0

0

0

20

James

Lambert

0

2

5

0

0

1

15

23

Ellenger

James

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Campbell

Alex

0

0

1

0

1

0

0

2

Godwin

Chris

1

1

0

0

0

0

0

2

Green

Jake

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Valido

Oscar

1

0

0

0

0

0

0

1





















STRIKERS







































Finkle

Seb

11

11

9

3

7

2

17

60

McKee

Shaun

14

3

6

6

7

3

21

60

Nicou

Nick

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Hill

Drew

1

1

0

1

0

0

0

3

Burns

Denver

0

0

0

0

0

1

0

1





FANTASY FISCAL ROVERS



Surname

First Name

AGGREGATE OWING

MATCHES OWED

Green

Adam

20.00

Westminster 1/9, Tooting Celtic 15/3/20

Madeebo

Sharif

18.00

South London Panthers 11/10/20, South West Athletic 18/10/20

Finkle

Seb

10.00

South West Athletic 18/10/20

Bayles

Harry

10.00

Albion 12/1

McKee

Shaun

10.00

South London Panthers 11/10/20 * Not sure if this is correct. I was boozed up.

Rushforth

Jarrod

7.85

Danny Cain XI 16/9/20

Louis

Tim

2.85



Godwin

Chris

2.85

Parklife 13/9/20



Club Balance +£143 - We have £500+ worth of pitches to buy post Xmas so the club balance will need to be built up that level by then.



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South West Athletic 2 - 13 Clapham Rovers Clapham Rovers ()

Name Goals Details
1 Majed Abdu  
2 Matt Mercer  
3 Fraser Scott  
4 Harry Bayles  
5 Nathan Booker  
6 Tom Brennan  
7 Danny Cain  
8 Alex Campbell  
9 Andy Carswell  
10 Ryan Cerenko  
11 Richard Clifford  
12 Charlie Cook  
13 Denver Burns  
14 James Ellenger  
15 Seb Finkle   3
16 Sosa Flores  
17 James Ford  
18 Chris Godwin  
19 Keanu Taylor  
20 Adam Green  
21 Jake Green  
22 Drew Hill  
23 Lloyd Jackson  
24 Graeme Keenan  
25 Chris Kew  
26 Alex Lambert  
27 James Lambert   1
28 Gaz Lloyd  
29 Oscar Lopez-Valido  
30 Tim Louis   1
31 Sharif Madeebo  
32 Jack Shouaib  
33 Shaun McKee   3
34 Ian Mole  
35 Nick Nicou  
36 Charlie Titterton  
37 Danny Pybus  
38 Tom Ramsey  
39 Alex Shahin   3
40 James Smith  
41 Jarrod Rushforth  
42 Lewis Vyse  
43 Des Walker  
44 Matt Warren  
45 Alex Wellington  
46 Pete Boyd   2
47 Matt Wright  
48 Bernard Finkle  
49 Tom Biddle  
50  
51  
52  
53  
54  
55