Clapham Rovers

Match Report

Match Report - 13 Feb 2011, Clapham Rovers Clapham Rovers beat PSJ


Rovers 6 - PSJ 1

For the second week running we played PSJ and once again we came away with a 3 points in a routine victory. I had hoped that changing to a 3-4-3 formation would yield more goals than the previous week but I forgot about the human brick wall that is 'Pastie' in the PSJ net. He had another stormer and pulled off saves that a 40 year old, short, fat bloke should not be making. In the same unassuming style, I bet he's got a Supermodel girlfriend, £10 million in the bank and a 15 inch cod piece. In saying that we still missed quite a few chances and it should've been at least 10.

We also afforded PSJ two penalties, one being a complete joke of a decision from the referee and the other being a stonewall penalty from a blatant handball. As I was in goal, i'll claim the first penalty as my save due my Grobbelaar-esque wobbly legs and my loud announcements that 'I'm good at penalties.' As it ballooned over the bar I savoured the thought that my record of saving penalties has increased to 75% from 66.6% That's 3 out of 4 if you're interested.

We must improve our marking from set pieces. Twice the marking was appalling and we're going to get punished by a better team as we so nearly did twice in the game. Twice a man was free and continuing to do this will be the difference to us getting promoted/winning the cup or not.

The goals came from the following
2 Hitman (1 assist)
2 Simon
1 Dan - An blinding finish off the underside of the bar for his first goal for Clapham Rovers
1 Nick (4 assists)

Man of the match must go to Rob Shields for a great display at centre mid showing composure, great tackling and spreading the play whenever possible.




 12 Teams Games
Played Games
Won Games
Drawn Games
Lost Goals
For Goals
Against Goal
Difference Points
Simon Ridge 15 12 1 2 57 25 +32 37
Razors 14 11 2 1 57 17 +40 35
Clapham Rovers 'A' 13 10 1 2 53 24 +29 31
Athletico Sky 12 7 1 4 42 33 +9 22
FC Lonsdale 14 5 2 7 32 24 +8 17
Tooting Bec Rovers 10 4 1 5 26 32 -6 13
Inter Yalamb 9 4 0 5 19 23 -4 12
Lambeth United 12 3 2 7 29 35 -6 11
Northcote Falcons 9 2 2 5 17 30 -13 8
Hurlingham Energie 10 2 2 6 29 45 -16 8
Pacific Sporting Jubilee 12 2 0 10 20 70 -50 6
Wessex Rangers 'B' 10 1 0 9 14 37 -23 3

Clapham Rovers Clapham Rovers 6 - 1 PSJ ()

Name Goals Details
1 Ollie Al Falah  
2 Charlie Benson  
3 Miles Birch  
4 Simon Birch   2
5 Dan Bryant  
6 Simon Carson  
7 Andy Carswell  
8 Ryan Cerenko  
9 Rhys Cole  
10 Charlie Cook  
11 James Daly  
12 Tony Diaz  
13 Saxon East  
14 Dan Endara  
15 Juan Endara  
16 Tom Falla  
17 Luke Fleming  
18 Jack Foreman   1 (DAN)
19 Marcus Francis  
20 Jordan Gaskell  
21 Juan Carlos Giraldo  
22 Chris Godwin  
23 Dan Harley   2
24 Adam Hill  
25 Stuart Holden  
26 Mark Hughes  
27 Graeme Keenan  
28 Chris Kew  
29 Thomas Lee  
30 Gaz Lloyd  
31 Nick MacAndrews   1
32 James Mark  
33 David Murphy  
34 Steve O'Herlihy  
35 Mark Oliveira  
36 Luke Owen  
37 Eddie Phillips  
38 Seb Purnell  
39 Dave Richards  
40 Rob Stansfield   MOM
41 Aidan Victorin  
42 Matthew Walker  
43 Matt Warren  
44 Nick Woodward   1
45 Matt Wright  
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