Tom Willing - Clapham Rovers

Tom Willing profile

Tom "The Cat" Willing
A decent Goalkeeper is like Gold dust. With Gold at over $1000 an ounce, Tom Willing is worth £52.7million and a excellent hedge against inflation. He was first spotted at a charity football 7 a side tournament, where the goals were tiny. Upon joining Clapham Rovers in the 11 a side game, he continues to make goals look miniscule. Let's face it, with him in goal, the goal could be 50 foot wide and he'd still have the upper hand over any striker bearing down on goal.

Performance history

Season	Matches	Goals	Assists	Yellow	Red
Total	6	0	0	0	0
2009	6	0	0	0	0