As someone who woke up with a 20 year old buxom beauty on his 30th birthday, Dan 'The Hitman' Harley, has no problem scoring in any walk of life.
'The Rifle,' as he is also known, has been the answer to Clapham Rovers' goalscoring conundrum. He complains about his age but like a Bordeaux
Chateaux Merlot 1972, age is irrelevant, class speaks for itself, and he continues to flourish. He takes a great penalty and unsettles defenders with
his pace and an unerring shooting accuracy. Lock up your daughters.